phenomenal binder, that's me

As seen on

Inspired by Mitt Romney's "Binders Full of Women" commentary during the presidential debates.  (To the tune of "Phenomenal Woman" by Maya Angelou)

Bigger binders wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not tall enough at all for 11×14 size.
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in my front pocket
And the one in the rear
The reinforced metal socket
The cover that’s clear
I’m a binder
Phenomenal binder,
That’s me.

I’m stored up on the shelf
Just as cool as you please
And for a band
On music stands
Or placed atop their knees.
Choir kids swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the 3 rings that hold
All the music they read
You just can’t deny
I’m their basic need
I’m a binder.
Phenomenal Binder,
That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s because I’m so convenient
Because I hold so much
You can find me in your backpack
with just the slightest touch.
I’m a binder.
Phenomenal Binder,
That’s me.

Now you understand
Just why my cover’s not bent.
Don’t need a lock or special box
to protect important contents.
When you fill me up with women
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my rings
The bend of my spine
The dividers I hold
My color, so divine.
‘Cause I’m a binder.
Phenomenal binder,
That’s me.


blue pill bill

PREACH SENATOR NINA TURNER!!! It's all about the love, men. We have to help guide you to make better sexual health choices. I SUPPORT SENATE BILL 307!!

There have been 430 bills introduced in the last 3 months that deal with women's reproductive health. It's time we stop being selfish and take the men into consideration, people.  Men need to know the health risks that come with Viagra.  We also need to make sure they are psychologically stable and able to handle the responsibility that comes with Viagra. 

"Specifically, Turner's bill would require men to receive psychological counseling to verify that they have a medical reason for taking erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, before they can legally obtain a prescription for it. It would also require doctors to inform men, in writing, about the potential risks of drugs like Viagra."

I hope everyone fully supports this bill.  If we don't, it's like saying we don't care what men do with their own bodies.  Since we care so much about what women do with theirs, it's selfish to turn our backs on the men of this country.  
Read more about the bill here.